Reporting Paul Koffy
Grin And Bear It: The new BreakUpText app allows you to break up with a text message. Texts include:
‘I lost interest’
‘I found someone else’
‘I got eaten by a bear.’
Example of ‘bear’ text: ”Hey Catherine, the time we spent together was awesome. You’re funny and pretty and deserve someone great. Unfortunately, I can’t be that someone for you. Remember when you asked what I was doing this weekend and I acted kinda weird? It’s because I was going hunting with some of my friends and I didn’t know how you felt about hunting, you seem like the kind of sweet girl who loves animals. Anyways, I don’t know how I feel about hunting anymore either. I kinda got myself in a bad situation while out camping. I guess you could say I’m in the belly of the beast. The bear to be exact. I got eaten by a bear. It’s not too bad, just dark. Pretty quiet. Oh and my cell phone battery is going to die soon so don’t text back. Good luck with life!”
The link above brings you to their site and there are a couple of other really funny examples of being consumed by a bear.