One of the hottest things about Miranda Lambert is that she’s not afraid to say whatever the hell is on her mind. And what’s on her mind is always interesting.
She totally let it fly last Thursday at the CMA Songwriters Series show in Boston, Massachusetts when she told the crowd, “For the record, I’m not pregnant . . . I’m drinking . . . and I’m not getting divorced.
“And I’m not gay, because I think KIP MOORE’S cute and Blake knows about it.”
(Kip was on the show, along with BRETT JAMES and songwriter Bob Dipiero.)
Miranda got on that roll after performing her song “Famous in a Small Town” . . . which pokes fun at the insane amount of publicity she and BLAKE SHELTON have to deal with.
She added,”It’s funny because I realize this song means even more to me now because I’m in the tabloids every week for being famous for something I didn’t even do than for something I want to be famous for, which is playing my damn guitar and writing a song.
“I’ve been pregnant, having twins, we’ve been separated, I’m drunk and alone, pregnant again, then we’re having twins again, and now we’re getting divorced. I can’t even name the stuff.”
Later, one of the other performers talked about becoming a granddad, and that set her off on an even funnier rant about not having kids. She said, “Everybody’s having babies right now and it’s freaking me out.
“Blake’s in L.A. and I’m real glad, it’s like a million miles away from here. ‘Get that thing away from me! Something’s in the water.’ No way. I have dogs. A lot of dogs.”
This endless speculation about Blake and Miranda having kids is not going to end until they actually pop one out. And I believe it will happen.
- Bobbie Everett, 1003. The Bull Houston