Bathroom Blog: Parking Garages, Boots, Birthdays, Covered Football Arenas, Homecoming, Eye Shadow and Big Bird. Whew.
I have ADHD sooo bad and today as I was waiting my turn in the parking garage I realized I would make a HORRIBLE “garage gate” you know that arm that goes up and down to let you in? Well, every time it started to go down someone pushed the button and it had to go RIGHT back up, it kinda looked painful haha like whiplash. That would annoy me sooo bad, as sooooon as it gets half way down, bam! right back up. I’d be a horrible garage gate.
I have a “milestone” birthday coming up, it’s one of those ages that just, well doesn’t really mean anything, just makes you feel old. I may or may not be having a mid life crisis, like I REALLY need to check myself before I wreck myself because if I don’t I’m going to end up with another dog that I can’t afford or handle, quit my job and start a day care business, marry the first guy I see even if it’s that 70 year old homeless guy I always see on the corner by the freeway, go get so much plastic surgery I look like the Cat Lady, or ignore all my responsibilities move to Hawaii and live in a hut. and for the record…all of the above are a real possibility and would not surprise anyone who knows me…THAT fact also makes me want to “reinvent myself” Do you watch Glee? The latest episode was about that and now I want a makeover and a life coach. haha! SEE?!! Mid Life Crisis
Speaking of Birthdays…I REALLLLLLY want these!!!!! Aren’t they awesome?! Guess how much they are? Ready? $400! haha I’m a pretty big Husker fan but if I were spending THAT kind of money on shoes I’d have to go for the red bottoms (Louis Vuittons) first. SO if anyone wants to buy these FOR me, I wouldn’t be mad.
And speaking of old, do you want to know what gets harder as you get older? Putting on eye shadow! It just does not go on smooth and pretty anymore. I’m about to go get an eye lift just so my eye shadow looks nice. Mid Life Crisis.
Ok so don’t laugh or judge me but I went to my first Vikings game a couple weekends ago and I could NOT get over the fact that it was covered!!! Any game I’ve ever been to its an outdoor arena which makes me terrified of winter, is that why it’s covered because everyone would turn into peoplcicles?! That game was SO FUN though, they beat the Niners so the stadium was insane! Clearly I need to get a Jersey of some sort. Shout out to Billie for taking me!
This past weekend I went to my college homecoming in Wayne America. I seriously would live in Wayne, Nebraska the rest of my life if I could. It’s just so small town and peaceful. My favorite memories so far in life came from my college years. I lived in this house…haha every window was broken…I’m surprised this house was never condemned to be honest with you. I was disappointed in the lack of beer cans in the front yard, even my friends MOM noticed that! haha
The girl on the right and the left of me, were 2 of my roommates, the girl on the far left lived with me before this house and is still one of my best friends. The girls that lived in the house were on the dance team so we were known as “The Dance House” all the houses had names. haha
You can’t see the water tower that well in this picture but anywhere in Wayne you can see it, every small town has to have one and it says “Wayne America” and I love the colors on the trees over the football game. This picture IS my exact definition of Fall. Football, The Orange color, Water towers, and if it were scratch and sniff it’d smell like leaves.
Hands down the BEST part of the debate last night came from Twitter….hahahahaha! ha!