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Great shot of the Apple River from up near Amery.

Great shot of the Apple River from up near Amery.

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Here is my contribution to a cool down.  Great shot from somewhere in Polk County Wisconsin overlooking the Apple River.   Take a dip!

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Great shot of the Apple River from up near Amery.

The 6:40 Funny was a good’in this morning Thanks to Nate from Hastings for sending this in:

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man’s thing..is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women will be finished reading this by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

I got an email over the weekend that said something really close to “There is something about your show I find obnoxious….I’ll tell you what it is at 11:42”   Which I totally understand.  Here is the drill, it’s good for the radio business to have people listener longer or again. So part of our method is to tell people in advance about what is coming up.  Sometimes, we just don’t have the time to explain in that moment and sometimes it is a tease ahead.  So that’s how that works and why. (I never got an email at 11:42)

We checked in with Natalie Kane on WCCO Channel 4 this morning and chatted about getting friends and families to leave your house after the get togethers on the 4th.

Turn the A/C off.

Stop buying Food

Start talking Dirty to your Spouse

There were a ton more, you can friend me on facebook to see more and to add your own.  Search PAUL KOFFY

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes splitting up apparently because Tom wanted to send their daughter to a Scientology Boot Camp school for an extended period.  (She is 6)

Want to keep the kids entertained inside in the heat?  Have an indoor snowball fight!!  Crumple up newspaper into balls and throw them at each other.    Rough housing in the living room….I love it.

And finally with the 4th so close we thought we would offer a word of caution to let you know when you have landed at a bad 4th of July Party.

If you have to sign a legal disclaimer before eating the Potato Salad……..

If the chicken is marinated in Coopertone to prevent burning

If everything on the grill has a long skinny tail…….  Eeeewwwwwww. Although I hear opossum taste like chicken. (of course.)

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